mom keeps sending me horrifying pics of my dog smiling

i’m going to avoid getting blood drawn and getting a gynecological exam until i start dying of unknown illnesses at the age of 65

theviolenttomboy:

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Geez Calem, I think you’re overreacting.

Translation courtesy of sakuraka ama on danbooru, edited by me.

is accepting that you’re a dick making peace with yourself or giving up

adult life is such a wild ride

i have so many nice hoarded pics on my phone but i don’t have a good reason to post any of them

megan’s snaps are good. my photo arrangement skills are not

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