my ideal roommate would be single and friendless with no hobbies and no desire to cook or do laundry
i need to clone myself
okay there’s no way my roomie doesn’t know i’m home and awake but that is not stopping her from having sex or maybe just masturbating loudly i can’t tell if there’s a guy involved or not? either way what a weirdo, the presence of a comp sci major is the least sensual thing in this world
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
I just spent 3 hours downloading a Fight Club torrent and it’s fucking Osmosis Jones. God fucking damnit. Fuck.